Welcome to the Ul'dah Fight Club.

Lamia, Goblet, W1, P19
The Brimming Heart

Wednesdays
6:30pm pst/9:30pm est
Last Weds Of Each Month Off

Live Music!
Join in to hear fun tunes, fighter themes, and plenty of memes!

Early sign-ups are available!

The Rules are simple:Fighters will come up and enter the ring. Everyone else, get your side bets in!After side bets are placed, the fighters will each "/random 10" to decide who gets the first pillow.The fight starts! Each fighter has 10 health.
Bring the other's health to 0 with "/random 10" commands!
(Rolling a 1 results in you healing your opponent. How nice of you!)Matches are best out of three.
Knock your opponent down twice to be declared the victor!Don't forget to flare it up! You can use a regular emote right before your roll, or go big and give something entirely custom with /em!

The Tourney:
The main event of the evening! Bring your best and get put to the test! The top 3 competitors will receive a split of the prize pool!
Sign-ups for the tourney will be accepted for the first hour of the night by Paracelsus during the:Grudge Matches:
This is your chance to settle that score! Call out a friend or a stranger to a best-of-three on our stage for fame and glory! It can be a gentlemen's or gentlewomen's bet (no gil required), or bet against your opponent, calling them out to see if they can match it!

Head to the bar, grab a drink, hold on to your seats, and prepare for battle!

The Holy Body

The Roisin

H.B.A. Bar & Grill

Drinks

Appetizers

Meals

  • Jell-O Shots: Surprise your friends with a special drink! Served in edible cups, this set of three shots are sure to brighten the mood of your party! Comes in three flavors: Orange, Blue Raspberry, and Lime! -25k

  • Four Horsemen of the Calamity: Ready for the 8th umbral era? 4 different whiskeys! Jacques Danell's, Jym Bym, Jon the "Knee" Walker, and the Son of James will make sure you won't feel your impending doom! - 20k

  • White Russian: Vodka made from the finest Lalafell...farmers, coffee liqueur, and yak's milk! The "Dude" approved! - 10k

  • Blood of RNGesus: Just lost your 5th consecutive gwiber roll? This drink will (probably) make the next time your last! - 10k

  • Water to Wine: Ordinary tap water, touched by the hand of Yoshi P himself, and somehow turned into a sparkling wine! Please look forward to it. - 10k

  • Beer on Tap: A chilled glass of hops to help you loosen up before the big fight. - 5k

  • Water!: For fighters and observers alike it's important to stay hydrated! Support your fellow #hydrohomies and grab a tall glass! - On The House!

  • Bacon Bread: Looking for something sweet, crunchy, and bursting with flavor before the main course? This will do the trick! - 5k

  • Loaded Nachos: Made from the freshest of meats, cheese, and the hottest spices, this will surely get you raring to fight! -5k

  • Pub Pretzels: Need something buttery and salty to go with your favorite cocktail? Look no further than this plate of perfectly baked pastry! -5k

  • Wings: A classic to every bar and grill, these wings are battered, fried, and served hot and fresh! -5k

  • Archon Burger: A true classic! This burger is topped with any condiment you can think of and more! The patty is grilled to perfection, and all served on a buttery toasted bun! -15k

  • Battered Haddock & Chips: Only the freshest haddock are caught for this seaside favorite! For legal purposes, we must emphasize that no Lalafells were harmed in the making of this dish! -10k

  • Club Sandwich: Do you want to feel fancy, but don't want to spend an arm and a leg for some food that won't even leave you satisfied? Well look no further than the Finger Sandwich! A little mix of Gridanian cooking and Thanalan spices, this is sure to make you feel fancy AND satisfied! -10k

  • Country-Fried Steak: A personal favorite of our chef, she wanted to bring some homestyle Gridanian cuisine to our fine patrons! Freshest ingredients used only! -10k

  • Loaghtan Steak: Want to feel classy while watching people beat each other senseless? This is the perfect dish for you! Cooked to how you want, seared over an open flame, and ready to eat quick so you can get back to the fight! -20k

  • Italian Tathlums: Equip yourself with the Dancer's greatest weapon for fighting...hunger. A pizza made to your specifications with whatever toppings you can think of! -15k

For any feeling generous the bar or grill may be bought out!
Show the club goers how much you love them each for 500k,
or combine them for 750k, and make all items on the house!

The Roisin

The Team

Meet the amazing people that let this bloodshed happen!

Paracelsus - The Handler

The secret weapon of the Holy Body Army.
In the face of unsurmountable odds, she will always rise above.
The lovely card catgirl of the ring never fears a challenge, would you dare to give her one?...

Tio - The Chef

The U.F.C.'s Master Culinarian.
One of the founding members of the H.B.A., her beauty is only surpassed by her grace.
But beware if the knives come out, they may not be for dining...

Dubh - The Boss

CEO, Master of Operations, General of the Holy Body Army.
Large and in charge, her presence is the only thing stronger than her physique.
While her caring demeanor may bring you comfort, more than thighs may land in the ring against...
"The Guillotine"

The Roisin